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Someone from đŸ‡”đŸ‡± has bookmarked:

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

Someone from đŸ‡žđŸ‡© has downloaded:

No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

Someone from 🇬đŸ‡Č has copied:

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

Someone from đŸ‡čđŸ‡č has bookmarked:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Someone from 🇮đŸ‡Č has shared:

Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.

Someone from đŸ‡ŹđŸ‡© has bookmarked:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Someone from đŸ‡©đŸ‡Ż has copied:

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

Someone from 🇮đŸ‡Č has shared:

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

Someone from đŸ‡ș🇬 has downloaded:

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

Funny Quotes Data đŸ€“

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Going viral on Reddit:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

Making waves on YouTube:

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Trending via Snapchat:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

Trending via Messenger:

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

Making waves on Discord:

Your opinions are not my business.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Going viral on Facebook:

Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

99 shares on Reddit this month:

My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

55 shares on X this month:

How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

80 shares on Slack this month:

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too
 when I was alive.

81 shares on Discord this month:

As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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Hot Jokes đŸ’„

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

21 folks are currently checking 👀

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

Funny Quotes Data đŸ€“

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,305

Activity Log ✹

Someone from đŸ‡šđŸ‡© has viewed:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

Someone from đŸ‡žđŸ‡Ÿ has viewed:

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

Someone from đŸ‡Č🇩 has shared:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

Someone from đŸ‡ČđŸ‡Č has viewed:

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

Someone from 🇾🇿 has bookmarked:

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

Someone from đŸ‡§đŸ‡Œ has copied:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

Someone from đŸ‡ȘđŸ‡· has viewed:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Someone from đŸ‡žđŸ‡± has downloaded:

Don’t study, get slutty!

Social Media Log đŸ’«

Making waves on YouTube:

Girls 
 I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

Trending via Twitch:

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Making waves on X:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Spotted on X:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Just landed via Twitch:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Going viral on Instagram:

Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

Making waves on Telegram:

I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

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