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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

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Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

Going viral on X:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Making waves on WeChat:

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

Just shared via Slack:

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Just landed via Instagram:

You are the Monday of my life.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

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Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

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“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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Time needs a speed limit.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

Making waves on Discord:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Going viral on Slack:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Trending via Threads:

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Just landed via X:

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

Just landed via WeChat:

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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