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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

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Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

Seen just now on Discord:

Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Can’t, holding a grudge.

Just landed via Facebook:

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Spotted on Instagram:

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

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Funny grilled cheese quotes

Funny grilled cheese quotes 🧀🔥 bring all the gooey, melty vibes to life! Whether you’re a cheese lover or just here for the laughs, these witty lines add extra flavor to your snack time. Get ready to smile 😄 and maybe even crave a perfectly toasted grilled cheese sandwich. Let’s toast to cheesy humor that’s as irresistible as that golden crust! 🥪✨

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Share →: In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Commentary:
"Well, in my opinion, burning a grilled cheese is a crime punishable by life imprisonment! 🧀🔥😂 #JusticeForGrilledCheese"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

Commentary:
"Nothing says 'hipster chic' like nibbling on a fancy grilled cheese served on a vintage license plate. 🍴🧀 Who needs traditional dinnerware when you've got hipster flair? Just make sure the license plate isn't expired before taking a bite! 😉 #HipsterEats"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Commentary:
"Warning: Once you're in my life, you're either holding a special place in my heart or simply providing me with a good cheesy fix… 🧀💕 Choose your role wisely! 😄"

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Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

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It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

Just shared via Facebook:

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Shared recently on Slack:

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Spreading quickly via X:

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

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