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Funny home security quotes

  • Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

    Commentary:
    Isn’t that the ultimate modern-day parental power move? 💪🏼📹 “Oh hey there kids, just letting you know I’m watching 👀… and so are the neighbors 🏡😂. Behave yourselves or the Ring camera might magically start playing ‘The Mysterious Stranger’ theme song 🎵💀. Just kidding… maybe. 😏”

  • My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the ol’ paycheck security system – because who needs alarms when you can scare burglars away with your financial struggles? 💸🚨 Who needs ADT when you’ve got A Dollar a day Tape? 😂 #SecurityOnABudget”

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