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My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

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I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

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I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

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