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Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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Sorry for being socially awkward. It’s just that I’m socially awkward.

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A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

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Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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He took my last fry, your honor.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

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Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

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The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

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Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

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I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

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What a time to be alive, it’s like the collapse of Rome, but with memes.

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How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

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I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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Doc, if I can vibecode anything and everyone else can vibecode anything, then what’s my competitive advantage?

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I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

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You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

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The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

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Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

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90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

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