Commentary:
Why settle for an undertaker when you can have a host mortem instead? 🕵️♂️💀 It's the ultimate party for the dearly departed! 🎉 #DeathlyDelightful
Funny host quotes
After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.
Commentary:
"Welcome to 'Sloppy Saucers with Chef Tipsy' – where the dishes aren't the only ones getting cleaned! 🍸🍽️ Get ready for a 'spirited' display of suds and spills as we navigate this tipsy cleanup adventure together! 🥴✨ #CheersToCleanliness"
I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.
Commentary:
"Don't worry about setting the table for me, I come pre-canceled! 🙅♂️🚫 Let's just cut to the chase and plan a rain check instead! ☔😄"