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Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Everyone is awful in their own special way.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Broadcasted on Messenger:

Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Seen just now on X:

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Seen just now on Slack:

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

Going viral on TikTok:

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

Live now on Facebook:

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

Breaking via TikTok:

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

Going viral on Discord:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

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61 shares on Telegram this month:

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

23 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

70 shares on Threads this month:

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

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11 folks are currently checking 👀

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

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I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

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Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Going viral on WeChat:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

Going viral on Threads:

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

Shared recently on Discord:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Trending via Instagram:

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Just landed via Reddit:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Spotted on Instagram:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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