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A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

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Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later.

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Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

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I know stretching every day will help me, but I don’t want to do it.

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Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

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There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

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Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

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Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

Live now on Facebook:

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

Seen just now on Discord:

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

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I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

Breaking via Instagram:

In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

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The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

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No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

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I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

27 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

75 shares on YouTube this month:

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

36 shares on Messenger this month:

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

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Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

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If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

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Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Be useless, so nobody can use you.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

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If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

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Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

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