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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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The lion can’t keep living like this.

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Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

Just landed via WeChat:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Just landed via Instagram:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

Live now on Pinterest:

Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

Making waves on Discord:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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