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I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,663

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on WeChat:

What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

Trending via YouTube:

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Trending via Pinterest:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Going bananas on Discord:

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My nickname in high school was “who?”

Shared recently on WeChat:

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

Trending via Twitch:

University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

Just shared via TikTok:

The worst person you know is in therapy right now, being told they need to put themselves first.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

74 shares on Facebook this month:

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

56 shares on Discord this month:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,310

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

My body is a vessel for various dips.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Snapchat:

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

Just landed via WeChat:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Just shared via Telegram:

Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

Trending via Twitch:

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Live now on Discord:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

Breaking via Twitch:

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

Trending via Slack:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

Trending via Slack:

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

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