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Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Living la vida taco!

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Going viral on WeChat:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Just landed via Slack:

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

Shared recently on Slack:

I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Going viral on Instagram:

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

Freshly posted on X:

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Trending via Discord:

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

Going viral on Telegram:

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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19 shares on Threads this month:

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

51 shares on TikTok this month:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

32 shares on Discord this month:

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

90 shares on X this month:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

72 shares on Slack this month:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,563

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Shared recently on Twitch:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Freshly posted on Slack:

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

Just landed via Telegram:

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

Going viral on Reddit:

I would prefer not to.

Trending via Pinterest:

The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

Going viral on Messenger:

Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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