Funny kitchen humor quotes

• Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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  2 months ago

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• My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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  2 months ago

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• I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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  2 months ago

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• That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

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  5 months ago

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