Funny lamp quotes

• I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

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  6 days ago

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• That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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  1 week ago

  awkward, awkward moment, bed, bounce, clumsy, floor, humor, knock, lamp, mishap, moment, phone, technology, throw, walls

• Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

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  3 weeks ago

  creepiness, creepy, genie, humor, joke, just, lamp, myth, rub, want

• I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

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  3 weeks ago

  am, anger, emotion, full, humor, i, lamp, lava, lava lamp, love, metaphor

• I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

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  3 weeks ago

  better, forebear, hate, hearth, holy, holy sun, humor, i, lamp, lighting, mimic, much, overhead, overhead lighting, should, sin, sun, trying

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