Funny launch quotes

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025