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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

Breaking via YouTube:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

Making waves on YouTube:

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Going viral on Slack:

I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

Making waves on Snapchat:

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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Funny launch quotes

Funny launch quotes 🚀 bring a hilarious twist to those exciting new beginnings! Whether you’re unveiling a product, starting a project, or blasting off into a fresh adventure, a clever quip can lighten the mood and spark smiles 😄. Ready to add some humor to your launch day? Let’s dive into the best witty words that make every kickoff feel like a party 🎉!

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Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

1 month ago

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My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

2 months ago

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Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

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One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

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Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

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My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

Breaking via Twitch:

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Making waves on Reddit:

The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

Just landed via Snapchat:

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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