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You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

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Before you just FaceTime me randomly, please don’t.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Trending via Reddit:

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

Shared recently on Twitch:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

Just shared via Messenger:

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

Going viral on Discord:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I have more trips planned than I have money.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

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Just shared via Snapchat:

So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

Going viral on Facebook:

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Seen just now on X:

You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

Spotted on Pinterest:

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

Breaking via Facebook:

Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

Just landed via Instagram:

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

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