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- The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.
- Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.
- The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.
- The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.
- More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.
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Top Funny Lion Quotes 🔥
- More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.
- The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.
- The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.
- Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?
- The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.
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