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The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.
The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.
The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.
The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.
Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

Commentary:
"Even the king of the jungle has 'mane' character flaws. 🦁😅 #RoaringRealities"
1 month ago
Share →: The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

Commentary:
"When the king of the jungle unsubscribes from your email drama! 🦁📧😂"
1 month ago
Share →: The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

Commentary:
"When you're a lion, you just swipe right on life. 🦁✍️😂 #NoTimeForPapers"
1 month ago
Share →: The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Commentary:
"When the king of the jungle has a meeting, it’s more of a 'rawr'ing success than a Teams call! 🦁😂🐾"
1 month ago
Share →: The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

Commentary:
"Lions: King of the jungle, not king of the monthly statements. 🦁💳😅"
1 month ago
Share →: The lion can’t keep living like this.

Commentary:
"When the king of the jungle decides it's time for a career change. 🦁👔 #LionLifeCrisis"
1 month ago
Share →: The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Commentary:
🦁 "When you're the king of the jungle, a little sprinkle is just extra seasoning! 👑💦"
1 month ago
Share →: The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

Commentary:
"Guess he finally mastered the art of 'paws-itivity'! 🦁😴✨"
1 month ago
Share →: The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

Commentary:
"Looks like the king of the jungle finally found his 'To Roar' list! 🦁📝😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Commentary:
🦁🎬 "If the MGM lion's roar is meant to reveal the story's climax, it seems we've been looking in the wrong direction. Maybe it's time for a new kind of 'roaring' success in Hollywood, one that doesn't send viewers leaping out of their seats before the drama even begins! 🤣"