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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

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Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

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When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

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When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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Funny lion quotes 🦁 roar with humor and wild wit, bringing a smile as big as a lion’s mane! Whether you’re feeling fierce or just want to paws for a laugh, these hilarious lines will have you rolling like a lion on a sunny savanna 🌞😂. Get ready to unleash some serious giggles and share the roar-some fun with friends! 🐾😄

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Share →: The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

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Who needs likes when you're the king of the jungle? 🦁👑😂
2 days ago
Share →: The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

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Who cares about a light when you're the king of the road? 🦁🚗💡
2 weeks ago
Share →: The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

Commentary:
"When the king of the jungle applies for a job, he skips the paperwork and just roars 🦁📄🎤!"
2 months ago
Share →: The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

Commentary:
"Even the king of the jungle has 'mane' character flaws. 🦁😅 #RoaringRealities"
2 months ago
Share →: The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

Commentary:
"When the king of the jungle unsubscribes from your email drama! 🦁📧😂"
2 months ago
Share →: The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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"When you're a lion, you just swipe right on life. 🦁✍️😂 #NoTimeForPapers"
2 months ago
Share →: The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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"When the king of the jungle has a meeting, it’s more of a 'rawr'ing success than a Teams call! 🦁😂🐾"
2 months ago
Share →: The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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"Lions: King of the jungle, not king of the monthly statements. 🦁💳😅"
2 months ago
Share →: The lion can’t keep living like this.

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"When the king of the jungle decides it's time for a career change. 🦁👔 #LionLifeCrisis"
2 months ago
Share →: The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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🦁 "When you're the king of the jungle, a little sprinkle is just extra seasoning! 👑💦"

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Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

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That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

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Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

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My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

Just landed via Twitch:

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

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I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

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I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

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