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Canceling plans is my cardio 😂📅🚫
750 Funny love quotes
Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.
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Maybe start hanging out near the chocolate section; I'm pretty sure that's where all the "Hershey's Kisses" are hiding! 😄🍫💋
The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.
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Finally reached the level where caffeine's the only conversation starter I need ☕🤫🤣
Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.
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When you like someone, flirting suddenly turns into a game of charades, and you're losing 🎭🙈
I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.
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Bring back the days of big hair and even bigger declarations of love! Less texting, more leaning over car hoods! 🚗💖🕺
The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.
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When reality hits harder than my first crush at a demolition derby 😂💔 #DreamSquashed
I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.
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Looks like I need to uninstall Maps too, because I’ve already found where I want to be! 🚫🗺️💘
“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.
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When your charm is "clinically" approved 😂🩺
I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.
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When I put on my Adam Sandler clothes, my couch automatically turns into the VIP section 🍿🛋️😂
Being a little freak is my love language.
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Embracing my inner weirdo is how I say "I care" 🦄💖😜