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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

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Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

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I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

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Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

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Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

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Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

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Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

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Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

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I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

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Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

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I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

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I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

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I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

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I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

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I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

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What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

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If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

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They should invent crushes that like you back.

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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