Commentary:
Being self-declared "nice" is like adding "world's best musician" to your own playlist 🎶😅😜
743 Funny love quotes
I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.
Commentary:
When in doubt, at least my inner compass keeps me spinning in style! 🧭🔄😄
My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.
Commentary:
When your mom becomes a silent fruit ninja, you know her love slices through everything 🍎🍌🥝❤️
I love having plans to cancel.
Commentary:
Canceling plans is my cardio 😂📅🚫
Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.
Commentary:
Maybe start hanging out near the chocolate section; I'm pretty sure that's where all the "Hershey's Kisses" are hiding! 😄🍫💋
The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.
Commentary:
Finally reached the level where caffeine's the only conversation starter I need ☕🤫🤣
Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.
Commentary:
When you like someone, flirting suddenly turns into a game of charades, and you're losing 🎭🙈
I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.
Commentary:
Bring back the days of big hair and even bigger declarations of love! Less texting, more leaning over car hoods! 🚗💖🕺
The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.
Commentary:
When reality hits harder than my first crush at a demolition derby 😂💔 #DreamSquashed
I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.
Commentary:
Looks like I need to uninstall Maps too, because I’ve already found where I want to be! 🚫🗺️💘