Funny maniac quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like this person should maybe stick to watching a different kind of ball game to avoid blushing! 🏈😳 Maybe they should try a less "intimate" sport like golf or ping pong for some wholesome entertainment! ⛳🏓

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the melodrama of our feline overlords 🐱😼! It's like living with a furry mix of drama queen and psychopath 🤣. Keep sighing, kitty, we're here for your tough life of napping and demanding treats! 🐾 #CatsBeingCats

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