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Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

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Seen just now on TikTok:

I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

Shared recently on YouTube:

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Making waves on WeChat:

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

Shared recently on Slack:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Breaking via TikTok:

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Reported on Messenger:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

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Funny maniac quotes 🤪 are the perfect way to unleash your wild side and sprinkle some madness into your day! Whether you’re feeling a little crazy or just love a good laugh, these zany sayings will have you giggling nonstop 😂. Get ready to embrace the quirky, the silly, and the downright hilarious moments that make life way more fun! 🎉✨

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Share →: Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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Looks like caffeine has met its match—initiating survival cardio mode! ☕️🏃‍♂️💀
6 months ago
Share →: I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like this person should maybe stick to watching a different kind of ball game to avoid blushing! 🏈😳 Maybe they should try a less "intimate" sport like golf or ping pong for some wholesome entertainment! ⛳🏓
6 months ago
Share →: I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Commentary:
Ah, the melodrama of our feline overlords 🐱😼! It's like living with a furry mix of drama queen and psychopath 🤣. Keep sighing, kitty, we're here for your tough life of napping and demanding treats! 🐾 #CatsBeingCats

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Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Slack:

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Just landed via Telegram:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

Breaking via Pinterest:

“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

Shared recently on TikTok:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Making waves on Telegram:

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Reported on Pinterest:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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