Funny mashed potato quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).
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  5 months ago

  View →: I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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