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Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

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Seen just now on Threads:

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Going viral on X:

Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Live now on Twitch:

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I only drink when I people.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Spreading quickly via X:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Making waves on Threads:

Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

28 shares on X this month:

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

54 shares on Slack this month:

Death by a thousand stupid questions.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

ASAP (as sapphic as possible).

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Making waves on Reddit:

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Just landed via Instagram:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.

Spreading quickly via X:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

Spotted on Telegram:

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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