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Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

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The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

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Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

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Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

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Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

Live now on Twitch:

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

Making waves on Reddit:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

Live now on Instagram:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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Funny med school quotes bring a much-needed dose of laughter 😂 to the intense world of anatomy labs and endless textbooks 📚. Whether you’re pulling all-nighters or surviving clinical rotations, these witty gems 💡 capture the highs, lows, and hilarious chaos of med student life. Ready to smile through the stress? Let’s dive into some humor that only future doctors will truly appreciate! 🩺🤣

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Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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Trending via Messenger:

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Making waves on X:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Going viral on Threads:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Shared recently on Reddit:

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I hope my email finds you enraged.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I woke up alive again.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

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