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Funny Michael Jackson quotes

I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

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