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Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

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I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

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The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

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Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

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Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Making waves on Facebook:

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Can’t, holding a grudge.

Going viral on Twitch:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

Live now on Pinterest:

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

Shared recently on Slack:

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

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38 shares on TikTok this month:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

90 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

59 shares on X this month:

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

18 shares on TikTok this month:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

87 shares on Discord this month:

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

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My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

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Dec 27, 2025

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

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I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

Making waves on Slack:

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Going viral on X:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Trending via WeChat:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Going viral on Slack:

Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

Trending via Discord:

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

Making waves on Discord:

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Spotted on Threads:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Shared recently on Discord:

Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

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