Funny microdosing quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the ultimate shortcut to the past and future: just hit snooze! 💤🕰️ Who needs a DeLorean when your bed is your time machine? 🚀🛌 Sleep your way through history—dreams are the new quantum leaps! 😴✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the thrill of extreme activities in everyday life! 💇‍♀️ Who knew picking up a hair tie could be the new adrenaline rush trend? Just remember to stretch and warm up those bending-over muscles for the ultimate microdosage of excitement! 🤸‍♂️ #HairTieBungeeJumping

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