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Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I was dropped as an adult.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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Going viral on WeChat:

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

Seen just now on Discord:

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

Live now on Snapchat:

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

Spotted on X:

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Just shared via X:

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

Just landed via Instagram:

Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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82 shares on Discord this month:

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

25 shares on Twitch this month:

Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

38 shares on Threads this month:

Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

59 shares on Slack this month:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

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It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

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What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

I can actually be quite charming if you would let me out of the guillotine.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Just landed via Facebook:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Just shared via Discord:

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

Breaking via Threads:

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Breaking via Slack:

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

Making waves on Messenger:

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

Breaking via Reddit:

I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

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