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Funny mop quotes

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I don't know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l'm cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025