Funny mop quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, dear ghosts, no need to be just lazy specters – put those supernatural skills to good use and help with the cleaning! 👻🧹 Who knew haunting could include some housekeeping duties! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a detective when you've got a mop and a vivid imagination? 🕵️‍♂️💦 Just remember, the only mystery here is whether you'll finish cleaning or get too caught up in your crime scene reenactment! 🔍😂 #CleaningChronicles"

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