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Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I disagree with my politics.

Live now on Telegram:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Trending via Telegram:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Trending via YouTube:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Going viral on Reddit:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Reported on Slack:

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on X:

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

Spotted on Facebook:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Just shared via Reddit:

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Trending via WeChat:

Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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