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Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,384

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Trending via LinkedIn:

Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

Just landed via X:

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

Freshly posted on Threads:

This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

Shared recently on X:

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m ready to try another planet.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

Going viral on Facebook:

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

Spotted on Threads:

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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38 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

17 shares on X this month:

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

55 shares on Threads this month:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,595

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Snapchat:

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

Making waves on Reddit:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

Making waves on Telegram:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

Just shared via Slack:

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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