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Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

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