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Guess I'm the top hit of the year! Time to drop my debut album: Greatest Hits of Procrastination. πΆππ
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Guess I'm the top hit of the year! Time to drop my debut album: Greatest Hits of Procrastination. πΆππ
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Who do I have to impress at the North Pole to get a magical month off work? π
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Phones: tiny tyrants in your pocket π±π, computers: the mischievous middle child π»π, TVs: the wise old grandparent dispensing endless reruns πΊπ΄π».
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Tiramisu should be a daily requirement in life's food pyramid! π°π€ Why is the universe so stingy with the good stuff? π
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Living on the edge: where the night owl meets the morning zombie ππ¦βπ
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Trying to dodge the caffeine monster, but it keeps finding me βοΈπ
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Ew: the ultimate superpower for deflecting weirdos. πββοΈπ¦ΈββοΈπ¦ΉββοΈ
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Sounds like the only thing people are bringing these days is a Wi-Fi password request! πΆππ€£
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Sounds like Professor needs a recess instead of teaching a lesson! πππ
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Move over, Titanic! Batman Forever is the true love story ππΉπ¦