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Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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218 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,487

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,487

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,507

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

Text her when the moon looks pretty.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

Going bananas on Messenger:

There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Going viral on Slack:

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

Making waves on TikTok:

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

Just landed via TikTok:

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Spotted on Messenger:

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

78 shares on X this month:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

56 shares on Discord this month:

Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

82 shares on Slack this month:

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

11 shares on Threads this month:

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

My wife has the worst taste in men.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

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On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

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I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I only drink when I people.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

218 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,487

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,487

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,581

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Threads:

Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Going viral on Discord:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Going viral on Twitch:

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

Spotted on WeChat:

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Making waves on Facebook:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Making waves on Reddit:

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

Making waves on TikTok:

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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