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Who knew serial killers could be my calming music? 🎶🔪📺
67 Funny news quotes
The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.
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Who knew spaghetti was so fashion-forward? 🍝👕 #NewTrends
The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”
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I guess ignorance is bliss until it shows up at your doorstep with bad news! 📬😅📰🙈
Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.
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Totally agree! News-free days are my version of a spa treatment for the soul 🧖♂️📺❌
I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.
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Waiting for that email like it's the Hogwarts acceptance letter, minus the owl. 📧🦉✨
I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.
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Sending virtual hugs and an emergency supply of caffeine! ☕️😅 Good luck surviving the trust falls!🤞🏻😂
Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?
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Using good news as a secret weapon against bad vibes, one positive thought at a time! 🌟🤫🛡️