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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

Just landed via Messenger:

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Spotted on WeChat:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

Just landed via TikTok:

Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Seen just now on Discord:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

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Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

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The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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Live now on WhatsApp:

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

Spotted on Twitch:

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Making waves on Messenger:

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

Seen just now on Slack:

My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

Spotted on Facebook:

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

Trending via Telegram:

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

Just shared via Instagram:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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