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Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

Making waves on Slack:

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

Live now on Facebook:

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Seen just now on Reddit:

“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

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When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

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Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

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Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Seen just now on Slack:

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

Seen just now on WeChat:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

Spotted on X:

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

Spotted on Discord:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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