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My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

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How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

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“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

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“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

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Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

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Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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Funny nothingness quotes bring a hilarious twist to the idea of emptiness and void 🌌😂. They turn deep, mysterious silence into a playground of wit and laughs 🤯🤣. Perfect for those moments when you want to laugh at the absurdity of… well, nothing! Ready to dive into the comedy of the cosmos? Let’s embrace the void with a big smile and a chuckle or two! 🌟😜

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

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Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

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Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

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My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

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Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

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I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

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Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

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My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

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