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Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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297 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,566

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Jan 11, 2026

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Just shared via YouTube:

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

Making waves on Twitch:

90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

Trending via Slack:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Breaking via Instagram:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Just landed via Reddit:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Making waves on WeChat:

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

Trending via Facebook:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Funny nothingness quotes

Funny nothingness quotes bring a hilarious twist to the idea of emptiness and void 🌌😂. They turn deep, mysterious silence into a playground of wit and laughs 🤯🤣. Perfect for those moments when you want to laugh at the absurdity of… well, nothing! Ready to dive into the comedy of the cosmos? Let’s embrace the void with a big smile and a chuckle or two! 🌟😜

New funny nothingness quotes 👇

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

2 months ago

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

2 months ago

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Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

6 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

87 shares on WeChat this month:

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

13 shares on Discord this month:

I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

42 shares on Slack this month:

Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

64 shares on Threads this month:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

75 shares on Threads this month:

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

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Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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297 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,566

Funny Quotes Topics

17,623

Funny Quotes Images

15,566

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

No plans and no pants kind of day.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

Making waves on Discord:

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

Making waves on Threads:

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

Making waves on Discord:

I don’t flirt. I just say weird things and hope you interpret them romantically.

Shared recently on Discord:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

Trending via Reddit:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

Going bananas on X:

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Making waves on WeChat:

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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