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Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

Going viral on WeChat:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Spotted on Twitch:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Just shared via Twitch:

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

Broadcasted on X:

Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

Funny old people quotes

Funny old people quotes bring a smile 😄 and remind us that age is just a number 🎉! Whether it’s witty wisdom or cheeky comebacks, these playful sayings show that growing older doesn’t mean losing your sense of humor 😂. Ready for some laughs that prove life only gets better (and funnier) with time? Let’s dive into the world of hilarious silver-haired sass! 🎈🕶️

New funny old people quotes 👇

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

4 weeks ago

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

1 month ago

age, being, humor, irony, old, old people, people, perspective, same, strange
I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

1 month ago

age, gap, generational, generational gap, humor, me, mean, noticed, old, old people, people, perception, self-reflection, talk, young, young people
Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

1 month ago

activity, daily, daily routine, day, every, frustration, golf, humor, joke, just, leisure, old, old people, people, routine, shit, sick, something, whack
Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

1 month ago

age, humor, i, irony, numeral, old, old people, people, roman, Roman numeral, understand, understanding, wit

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Random Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

79 shares on YouTube this month:

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

51 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

34 shares on X this month:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

34 shares on Telegram this month:

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

33 shares on Threads this month:

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

54 shares on Slack this month:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

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I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

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My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

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When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

Trending via Discord:

Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

Just shared via Discord:

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Seen just now on TikTok:

You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

Live now on Telegram:

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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