Funny optional quotes

• Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

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  1 month ago

  forget, humor, motivation, optional, orgasm, partner, personal, personal well-being, pleasure, self-care, sexuality, today, well-being

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• When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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  2 months ago

  brain, brain training, exercise, gym, humor, invention, labor, mind, need, optional, physical, physical labor, same, thing, training, well, workout

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  46 shares on Slack this month.

• Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

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  3 months ago

  casual, humor, independence, lifestyle, living, living solo, optional, pants, snack, snacks, solo, where

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  112 shares on WeChat this month.

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