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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

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I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

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I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

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Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

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Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Making waves on Discord:

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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Imagine being social on social media.

Trending via Discord:

A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

Seen just now on Threads:

Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Just shared via Facebook:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Just landed via WeChat:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

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