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If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

Trending via TikTok:

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

Live now on WeChat:

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Going viral on YouTube:

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

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Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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He who laughs last didn’t get it.

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The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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Trending via Instagram:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Trending via YouTube:

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

Making waves on Reddit:

I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

Breaking via X:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

Just shared via Reddit:

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

Trending via YouTube:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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