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You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Just landed via Messenger:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Seen just now on Twitch:

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

Going viral on X:

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

Just landed via YouTube:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

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Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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Trending via Threads:

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Just shared via Twitch:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

Making waves on Slack:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Making waves on Facebook:

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

Trending via Facebook:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Shared recently on Discord:

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

Going viral on Instagram:

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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