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Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,533

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Just landed via YouTube:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Going viral on Messenger:

I hope my email finds you enraged.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

Trending via Reddit:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Live now on TikTok:

This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

Spotted on Twitch:

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

Trending via Threads:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Shared recently on Threads:

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Making waves on Reddit:

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

93 shares on Instagram this month:

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

53 shares on X this month:

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

77 shares on YouTube this month:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,660

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Trending via Telegram:

I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Spotted on Twitch:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Just shared via Facebook:

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

Just landed via X:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Trending via WhatsApp:

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

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