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Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

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Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

I am half agony, half hope.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

Spotted on Instagram:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Making waves on YouTube:

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

Just shared via Discord:

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Making waves on Snapchat:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

Freshly posted on X:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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Spotted on X:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Breaking via Instagram:

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Spotted on Reddit:

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Going viral on Messenger:

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Going viral on Reddit:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Reported on Twitch:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Spotted on X:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

Freshly posted on Threads:

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

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