Funny passive quotes

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

You can reach me by butterfly.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?