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Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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Just shared via Instagram:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

Going viral on Instagram:

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Shared recently on Instagram:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Live now on Instagram:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

Spotted on Facebook:

“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

Spotted on Telegram:

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Just shared via Slack:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Trending via Instagram:

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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4 months ago
Share →: Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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"Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me. 🤦‍♂️💻 #SelfSabotageSecurity"
5 months ago
Share →: All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

Commentary:
"Oh dear short term memory loss, the ultimate guardian of passwords! 🤷‍♂️💻 Who needs a hacker when you have your own brain to keep your secrets safely hidden? Just make sure to write them down on sticky notes… or not! 🙈🔐 #PasswordProtectionLevelExpert"
5 months ago
Share →: A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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Oh, love the confidence in the face of potential cyber disaster! 😂🖊️ Let's hope that hacker has a sense of humor too! 🤞#StayPositive #BringItOn

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Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

The lion can’t keep living like this.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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Broadcasted on WeChat:

Fries, not lies.

Reported on Twitch:

Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

Seen just now on Discord:

Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

Just landed via YouTube:

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

Making waves on Threads:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Freshly posted on Slack:

After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Making waves on Discord:

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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