Funny passwords quotes

• Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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  2 months ago

  accounts, changing, humor, irony, me, password, passwords, security, self sabotage

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• All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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  2 months ago

  forgetfulness, humor, loss, memory, password, passwords, protection, security, short, technology, term

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• A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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  2 months ago

  God, hacker, humor, i, joke, me, paper, passwords, pen, security, tech, thank, thank God

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• I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

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  3 months ago

  12, back, came, childhood, humor, i, memory, never, nostalgia, password, passwords, procrastination, security

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