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Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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Making waves on Discord:

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

Freshly posted on X:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Just shared via X:

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Spotted on YouTube:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Going viral on Messenger:

Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

Going viral on Facebook:

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

Trending via Slack:

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

Spotted on TikTok:

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

Making waves on X:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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Shared recently on WeChat:

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

Just landed via Messenger:

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

Shared recently on Slack:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Live now on Snapchat:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Going viral on X:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

Spotted on WeChat:

I think God was high when he made me.

Going viral on Facebook:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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