Funny perfection quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.
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  4 months ago

  View →: There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

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