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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

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I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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I need a massage for my brain.

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When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

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Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

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The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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I overthink, therefore I am.

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Spotted on Twitch:

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

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My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

Breaking via Twitch:

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

Making waves on WeChat:

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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