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Funny perfection quotes

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

3 months ago

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

3 months ago

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

3 months ago