Funny perfection quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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  Oh, the fascinating journey from Tips A to P must have been quite the bumpy ride! 🤣 Imagine the mishaps, the trials, and the tribulations along the way. Thank goodness for the invention of the perfect Q-tip to save us from the horrors of Tips A to P! 🙌 #TheStruggleWasReal

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

  Commentary:
  "Don't wait for the stars to align, embrace the chaos and make some mistakes! 🌟✨ Who knows, you might just stumble upon a happy accident! 🤷‍♂️💡 #EmbraceTheOops"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive perfect parent – armed with a library of child-rearing books but not a diaper in sight! 📚💁‍♂️ Who needs real-life experience when you've got all the theories, right?! 😂 #ParentingGoals"

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