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When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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Some people are like ads, just skip.

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No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

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Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fabulous 50s! Where your doctor and pharmacist become your new BFFs 🤝💊 Who needs coffee dates when you can chat about prescriptions and blood pressure readings instead? 😜 #NewDecadeNewContacts"
6 months ago
Share →: My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Commentary:
Well, your dad's handwriting sounds like a secret code only decipherable by pharmacists with exceptional skills! 🤓💊 It's like each letter is on a mission to confuse, but hey, at least it adds some mystery to reading a shopping list! 📝😄
6 months ago
Share →: When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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Ah, the bittersweet transition from being a regular at the bar to a VIP at the pharmacy 🍸💊 Here's to aging gracefully and getting carded for your medication instead of your drinks! 🎉 #CheersToGrowingUp
6 months ago
Share →: My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Commentary:
"My handwriting is so illegible, even doctors would struggle to decipher it! 📜🔍 #ChickenScratchMasterpiece"

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

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When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

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When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

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Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

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