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Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Making waves on X:

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

Going viral on Reddit:

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Shared recently on Instagram:

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

Trending via Telegram:

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

Just landed via Twitch:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Live now on WeChat:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

Just shared via Messenger:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

Freshly posted on Discord:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Just shared via Instagram:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

29 shares on Facebook this month:

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

62 shares on Instagram this month:

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

45 shares on Discord this month:

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

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I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

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One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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15,510

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Reddit:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Making waves on Telegram:

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

Shared recently on Discord:

Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

Going viral on YouTube:

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

Breaking via Messenger:

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

Making waves on YouTube:

Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

Spotted on YouTube:

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Making waves on Slack:

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

Spotted on Threads:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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