Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

They should invent a day where it all works out.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,729

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Seen just now on Threads:

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

Seen just now on Threads:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Trending via X:

At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

Going viral on WeChat:

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

Just landed via Facebook:

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Shared recently on Threads:

I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

Funny quick response quotes

Funny quick response quotes are the perfect way to keep conversations lively and full of laughs 😂💬 Whether you need a clever comeback or a witty reply, these bite-sized gems deliver instant humor ⚡️😄 Get ready to brighten chats, stun friends, and turn any exchange into a memorable moment with just a few words! 🎉✨ Who knew quick wit could be this fun?

New funny quick response quotes 👇

All funny quick response quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Random Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

40 shares on Instagram this month:

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

19 shares on Discord this month:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Overthinkaholic!

23 folks are currently checking 👀

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,640

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

When it gets past my bedtime, I get so scared.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Just shared via Telegram:

364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.

Trending via Snapchat:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Live now on Discord:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Seen just now on Messenger:

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

Just shared via Reddit:

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Shared recently on Facebook:

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

Spotted on Instagram:

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴