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I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

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Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

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Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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My toxic trait is optimism.

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The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

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I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

Making waves on Pinterest:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

Shared recently on Threads:

You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Making waves on Facebook:

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

Making waves on Slack:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Spotted on YouTube:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

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10 shares on TikTok this month:

God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

12 shares on Discord this month:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

97 shares on Twitch this month:

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

66 shares on Discord this month:

The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

67 shares on X this month:

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

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The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.

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When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.

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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

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I have a very active anti-social life.

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Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

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Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WeChat:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

Making waves on WeChat:

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Spotted on Facebook:

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

Making waves on Reddit:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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