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Someone from ðŸ‡ŧ🇚 has bookmarked:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡ē has viewed:

Waitâ€Ķ if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Someone from 🇰ðŸ‡Ū has downloaded:

Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡đ has copied:

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩ🇭 has copied:

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

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Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Live now on Instagram:

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Trending via YouTube:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

Trending via Snapchat:

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Just shared via TikTok:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Spreading quickly via X:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

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Someone from ðŸ‡ļ🇎 has downloaded:

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡Ļ has viewed:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡Ķ has bookmarked:

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡Ķ has viewed:

If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡Ŋ has bookmarked:

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļ🇎 has shared:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡Ķ has downloaded:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

Social Media Log ðŸ’Ŧ

Trending via Slack:

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Breaking via Reddit:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

Broadcasted on Twitch:

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Live now on Telegram:

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Going viral on YouTube:

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

Just shared via Slack:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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