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Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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Going bananas on Facebook:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Trending via LinkedIn:

Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

Seen just now on Messenger:

I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

Just landed via TikTok:

Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

Spotted on YouTube:

What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

Trending via Instagram:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Making waves on Discord:

In a parallel universe, I go to bed early and wake up fresh and unstoppable.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Live now on Threads:

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

74 shares on Instagram this month:

This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

19 shares on Slack this month:

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

23 shares on Slack this month:

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

Spotted on Threads:

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

Just landed via Threads:

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

Seen just now on Telegram:

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

Trending via TikTok:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Shared recently on Facebook:

How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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