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I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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A collective orgasm would fix the world.

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She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

Spotted on Telegram:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Going viral on Reddit:

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Going viral on Facebook:

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

Making waves on X:

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

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Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

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You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Next to nothing is a weird place.

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What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

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Trending via WeChat:

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

Trending via Snapchat:

In a parallel universe, I go to bed early and wake up fresh and unstoppable.

Live now on Instagram:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

Just landed via Facebook:

By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

Going viral on Slack:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Just shared via YouTube:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Shared recently on WeChat:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Going viral on Telegram:

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

Spotted on Messenger:

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

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