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Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Relationship status: he escaped.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

Making waves on YouTube:

Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

Live now on Twitch:

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

Trending via Messenger:

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Just landed via TikTok:

My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

Seen just now on Discord:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

Live now on TikTok:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

Trending via Threads:

Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

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37 shares on YouTube this month:

I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

56 shares on X this month:

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

25 folks are currently checking 👀

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,678

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

Going viral on Instagram:

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

Live now on X:

Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

Breaking via WeChat:

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

Trending via Discord:

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

Seen just now on TikTok:

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

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