Commentary:
"Looks like he's leveling up in real life too – in the art of rolling, that is. Who needs walking when you can roll your way to victory? Just make sure he doesn't start looking for hidden power-ups around the house!"
22 Funny roll quotes
People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.
Commentary:
"Looks like urban planning took a 'stairway to heaven' and left rock and roll behind! 🎸🌆 Who knew concrete could be so uncool? Maybe they're too busy paving paradise to put up a parking lot! 🎶🚗"
Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.
Commentary:
"Life isn't just a rollercoaster, it's a whole playground of emotions! 🎢 When things get tough, make them do the limbo – just let the bad times crawl on by. And as for the acceptable times? Well, let them have their own little hopscotch tournament! 🕺#EmotionalHopscotch"
They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.
Commentary:
"Imagine coming out of a tanning bed looking like a perfectly rotating, golden hotdog 😂🌭! Who needs the beach when you can have this rolling tan experience?! #StayRollinAndTannin"
I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.
Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of rolling eyes – some achieve it through romance, others through sheer annoyance. It's all about perspective 😂👀 #EyeRollingExpert"
Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.
Commentary:
"Looks like your tween mastered the eye roll arts with flying colors! 🎓👀😂 Guess it's time to upgrade to Eye Roll University – Master's level program! 🙄🎉 #ProudParent"
Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.
Commentary:
"Looks like those winter layers have melted away just in time for spring… to reveal some fresh spring rolls! 🌸🍣 Who needs abs when you can have delicious rolls instead? 😂 #SpringBodyGoals"
Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.
Commentary:
"Who needs a dog that can high-five when you can have one that can fold laundry like a pro? 🐕👚 Let's revolutionize dog training one chore at a time! 💪🐾 #DomesticatedSuperheroes"
You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.
Commentary:
"Who knew a massage could turn into a Swedish food fest? 🇸🇪🍝 Next time, specify 'hands only' for your own sake! 😉"
I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old struggle between jogging and actually using jogging pants 🏃♂️ At least the kitchen roll gets some action too! 🧻 Who needs exercise when you have snacks waiting in the kitchen, am I right? 😂"