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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

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I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

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Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

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Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

Making waves on YouTube:

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

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The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

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All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

Trending via Pinterest:

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Going viral on Telegram:

No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

Trending via Telegram:

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Just landed via Threads:

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Making waves on Pinterest:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

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I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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