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Funny rotisserie quotes

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025