Funny rotisserie quotes

• Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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  1 week ago

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• Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

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  1 week ago

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• I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

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  1 week ago

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• I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

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  2 weeks ago

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• When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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  3 months ago

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