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When Shakespeare predicted every multiple-choice test ever given, he was onto something 🎭😂✏️
1260 Funny sarcasm quotes
You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.
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Time travel in progress—Catch me stuck in Tuesday! 🚀⏳😅
Have you tried complaining about it?
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Complaining: the original customer service hotline 😂📞
“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?
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Not sure, but apparently, I need a manual and some face stickers! 👀🎨🤣
Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”
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When "hahaha" becomes your personal cupid repellent 😂💌
If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.
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Feeling blessed to have your attention! I must be in the VIP section of the Ignored Club 😂🙌🙈
Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.
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Trying to understand this conversation is like finding the unicorn of laundry skills! 🦄🧺😂
Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!
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I've seen y'all clap for pineapple on pizza, so your boos just add to the symphony of chaos! 🍍🍕🎭
You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?
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When life turns into a game of double middle-finger charades 🤨👐🏼😂
“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.
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Having a personal privacy policy sounds like a genius move to avoid small talk! 😂🔒🤐