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Ah, yes, back in the day when "logging on" meant a five-minute escapade and floppy disks were the height of mobile storage! 🖥️💾😂
97 Funny school quotes
If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.
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Guess I'll be seeing you at the gates of Hogwarts then! 🎓📚✨
Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.
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Just when you thought AI couldn't predict the future, it's already labeling babies as future tech geniuses! 🤖👶😂
Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?
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Remembering those days when teachers doubled as restroom gatekeepers 🤔🚪 Who knew bladder control was part of the curriculum? 😂🚽📚
Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.
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Sounds like high school was a bool-dozer! 🚜🤣 Who knew adulthood meant less bool and more adulting? 🤔💼
Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?
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Maybe all the Codys have formed a secret society of adults who still know the best hide-and-seek spots 🕵️♂️🙌😂
School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.
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Guess I'll have to start renting a fancy car for my next reunion 🚗💨😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt
I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.
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And I knew my cooking class was a joke when the teacher's idea of "flambe" involved a smoke alarm! 😂🔥📚
Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.
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😂🔍 "When the only diagnosis is 'overthinking'!" 🩺😅
Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?
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Ah, the classic "grocery chic" textbook look! 🛒📚 Who needs Gucci when you've got Safeway? 😄