94 funny school quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

May 24, 2026

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

May 24, 2026

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

May 24, 2026

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

May 24, 2026

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

May 24, 2026

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

May 24, 2026

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

May 23, 2026

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

May 23, 2026

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

May 23, 2026

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

May 23, 2026

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

May 23, 2026

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

May 23, 2026

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

May 23, 2026

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

May 23, 2026

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

May 23, 2026

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

May 23, 2026

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

May 23, 2026

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

May 23, 2026

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

May 23, 2026

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

May 23, 2026

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

May 23, 2026

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

May 23, 2026

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

May 23, 2026

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

May 23, 2026

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

May 22, 2026

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

May 22, 2026

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

May 22, 2026

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

May 22, 2026

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

May 22, 2026

My nickname in high school was “who?”

May 22, 2026

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

May 22, 2026

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

May 22, 2026

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

May 22, 2026

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

May 21, 2026

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

May 21, 2026

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

May 21, 2026

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

May 21, 2026

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

May 21, 2026

Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

May 21, 2026

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

May 21, 2026