94 funny school quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

May 23, 2026

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

May 22, 2026

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

May 22, 2026

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

May 22, 2026

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

May 22, 2026

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

May 22, 2026

My nickname in high school was “who?”

May 22, 2026

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

May 22, 2026

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

May 22, 2026

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

May 22, 2026

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

May 21, 2026

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

May 21, 2026

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

May 21, 2026

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

May 21, 2026

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

May 21, 2026

Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

May 21, 2026

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

May 21, 2026

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

May 20, 2026

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

May 20, 2026

My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

May 20, 2026

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

May 20, 2026

The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

May 20, 2026

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

May 20, 2026

I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

May 20, 2026

Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

May 20, 2026

They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

May 20, 2026

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

May 20, 2026

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

May 19, 2026

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

May 19, 2026

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

May 19, 2026

We literally used to write an essay by hand.

May 19, 2026

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

May 19, 2026

Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

May 19, 2026

I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

May 19, 2026

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

May 19, 2026

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

May 19, 2026

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

May 18, 2026

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

May 18, 2026

Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

May 18, 2026

If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

Apr 1, 2026